Aww, how cute — Elton John and George Michael are not feuding anymore.
This is a funny quote (at least to me) because of the double-meaning that could be interpreted:
“George and I are fine. He came and stayed down my house last year. We’re fine.”
Sounds like make-up sex to me. If not, I wonder if Elton showed him “his” after George showed him “his.”
Well, this came across the newswires today – “Skinny models banned from catwalk.”
Madrid’s fashion week has turned away underweight models based on their BMI (Body Mass Index) after protests that girls and young women were trying to copy their rail-thin looks and developing eating disorders.
“The world’s first ban on overly thin models at a top-level fashion show in Madrid has caused outrage among modeling agencies and raised the prospect of restrictions at other venues.”
But Cathy Gould, of New York’s Elite modeling agency, said the fashion industry was being used as a scapegoat for illnesses like anorexia and bulimia.
Scapegoat? Oh, that’s right, models use cocaine and not anorexia/bulimia to keep their girlish figures. Oh, oops, Kate Moss is the only model to use cocaine to control her weight. So, logic tells us since models do not have anorexia/bulmia and Kate Moss is the only cocaine using model, then all other models are naturally that sickly looking. I knew those logic classes would come in handy one day.
Well, today just seemed to be chock full of entertainment type news. Oh wait, what day isn’t?
Let’s see:
- Anna Nicole Smith had a baby, but then her 20-year old son died in her hospital room while visiting her (drugs are suspected but not confirmed).
- Britney Spears had another boy. *shiver*
- Lonleygirl15 on YouTube/MySpace is a hoax. Not that I followed her. I also don’t follow that old dude that everyone is raving about. They all just speak too slowly for my taste. I tried to watch them and all I heard was, “blah blah blah blah blah.” I wish I could speed them up Tivo-style.
- ‘Girls Gone Wild’ producers fined $2.1 million. I saw one of Joseph Francis’s houses on some VH1 special over the weekend that was about celeb houses. They also mentioned that he is worth $100 million. The next celeb they talked about is an A-list actor and he is worth $140 million. I thought it was pretty hilarious that Joe Francis is worth $100 million from doing nothing but filming half naked chicks and buying informercial space, and this A-list actor is only worth $40 million more after working his butt off for decades honing his art. I find that pretty hilarious.
- Whitney “Crack is Wack” Houston and Bobby Brown are getting divorced. Everytime I think of her, I have the image of her screaming, “Kiss my ass!!!” that the funny folks on the show The Soup love to use.
That’s all for now.
Good grief, what is it with the blown-up lip trend, especially in Hollywood (eg: Janice Dickenson, Lara Flynn Boyle)? Check out this recent picture of Angelina Jolie. That is so NOT hot. Excuse me while I go wretch into the toilet. How can anyone think that is hot and even want to lock lips with those.. those THINGS???
Pic Source: yahoo.com
Okay, I posted a pic a few posts below of Britney from the Teen Choice awards show and her fun-bags prominently displayed.
Well, here is another shot. I mean, COME ON, this award show was for kids. At least holster those “twins!”
News flash!
Reality television’s Vincent “Don Vito” Margera, uncle of “Viva La Bam” star Bam Margera, was held without bond Saturday on a charge of sexual assault on a child.
What a dork!
And, to lighten the tone, here is a pic of Britney Spears at the Teen Choice awards that were held last night. She is in the process of introducing her “twins” to the world. Oh oops, I meant she is introducing K-Fed.
This is one hella funny clip of Janice Dickinson falling on her butt almost slow mo’.
Uh oh, Tomkat, guess you shouldn’t have purchased that ultrasound machine to scan your kid. A study was just released that suggests, in mice at least, that ultrasound can affect the development of the fetal brain. When pregnant mice were exposed to ultrasound, a small number of nerve cells in the developing brains of their fetuses failed to extend correctly in the cerebral cortex.
Granted, they say more research needs to be performed.
However, maybe this is why we have not seen Suri in public yet. Could be she is just this pile of mush due to the 24×7 ultrasounding that was being performed by papa Tom. Zap! Zap! Zap!
Okay, yeah, Tomkat discussions are dime a dozen and they are all over the TV news. But, hey, why can’t I join in?
So, we all know that the birth of their kid is supposed to be a silent birth with no noise, etc.
Well, here is my suggestion. I think while Katie is giving birth to the son of satan, they should put Tom’s genitalia in a vise. For every cm that Katie dialates, they should compress the vise that same amount. Let’s see how silent he will be.
Tom Cruise is in the news whining about how his father was a bully and a coward.
“He was a bully and a coward,” the 43-year-old actor says of his father, Thomas Cruise Mapother III.
As Justin Timberlake said, “Cry me a river.”
Seeing through this whining, we can see it is an attempt by Cruise and his Image Marketing Team to try and repair his existing, crappy public image.
Let’s all feel sorry for Tom and his hard chidlhood life.
